Finalmente è caduto il nostro beneamato B., ma francamente abbiamo avuto cose più importanti a cui pensare… – Finally Berlusconi resigned, but we had more notable things to think about…
Beyond the bottom of the barrel
Ehi guys, come and see what’s beyond the bottom of the barrel!
-“Surgeon, heal just the same…” -“It’s ‘yourself’, not ‘the same’…”
Ehi guys, come and see what’s beyond the bottom of the barrel!
“Come on, Attilio, scrape the bottom of the barrel…” -“But it’s full of nails!”
“Hey guys, let’s take the shortcut!” Tunnelwise neutrinos…
-“It reminds me when on Gran Sasso I took the Guinevere’s tunnel…” -“What are you talkin’ about, granpa…”
-“Universe is barrel shaped, and we can only scratch it’s bottom” -“Poor guy. He’s no more the same since neutrinos found the Geneve tunnel…”
What’s the matter, Renzi, where’s the big bang you promised?.. Maybe you don’t like your Leopolda…
Few seconds before Big Bang: -“Hey guys! Here comes a super flatulence!
-“No way to flush that boot shaped country…” -“Try with sodium hydroxide…”
“Got it… got it… miss it!” Members of Parliament, collect them all!
Would you ever buy a car from this man… I mean, from this puppet?
House plan for planet earth. Demolition and reconstruction accords extra volume.
A broad support to Monti’s government…
We’ll go through beach or mountain, pizza and figs, chick and span and baked and eaten before coming back to Berlusconi…
House Plan around the centuries…
Wasn’t there something missing when House Plan wasn’t around?
-“You can eat the soup or throw it through the window…” -“Can I just throw it through the window?..”
-“Eat this window or jump in the soup!” -“Can I just jump in the soup?”
-“Defenestrate the minister!” -“But who manages gets the soup…”
When they assign you to the shit shoveling squad, make sure to be in front line…
Power and limits of revolution 2.0
Sex dissatisfaction is first cause of couple crisis…
