Effetto tunnel dell'amore / Tunnel of love effect

-“It reminds me when on Gran Sasso I took the Guinevere’s tunnel…” -“What are you talkin’ about, granpa…”

Se googoli “gran sasso + ginevra + tunnel” esce fuori un sito porno da paura… – It’s always about minister Gelmini’s tunnel Geneva – Gran Sasso: -“It reminds me when on Gran Sasso I took Guinevere’s tunnel…” -“What are you talking about, grandpa…”

Effetto tunnel / Tunnelwise

“Hey guys, let’s take the shortcut!” Tunnelwise neutrinos…

Scusate se ritorno sul tema tunnel Ginevra – Gran Sasso, ma l’avevo nel cassetto e me la gioco nel weekend… – It’s always about minister Gelmini’s tunnel Geneva – Gran Sasso: -“Hey guys, let’s take this shortcut…” Tunnelwise neutrinos…

Teorema del barile / Barrel theorem

-“Universe is barrel shaped, and we can only scratch it’s bottom” -“Poor guy. He’s no more the same since neutrinos found the Geneve tunnel…”

Ragionate un attimo: quest’uomo si è immaginato una serie di cose pazzesche avendo a disposizione carta e matita mentre scrutinava brevetti sugli ascensori. E se avesse avuto a disposizione un LHC? – “Universe seems to be barrel-shaped, and we can only scratch its bottom…” -“Poor ol’ man… He’s no more the same since neutrinos discovered Geneva tunnel…” And what if Albert had a LHC to work with?

Dura Lex sed Lex

Put the speed camera in the Geneve – Gran Sasso tunnel. Law is law, you can’t go faster than light!

Nonostante la precisazione della Gelmini i Carabinieri sono ancora in mezzo al tunnel… – Minister Gelmini is accustomed to gaffes, this one of the Geneva – Gran Sasso tunnel is exhilarating. Carabinieri are a MP corp. Italian joke tradition wants them completely stupid. -“Put the speed camera in the Geneva – Gran Sasso tunnel: law is law, you can’t exceed the speed of light!”